Wednesday, October 15, 2003
It's interesting how the dreaded overlords of this office have blocked stuff like Gamespy and Blizzard but allow full access to stuff like online comics and even blogspot...
These overlords, which I must not name in text for fear of mighty reprisal (the IT department) reside in a room in which no one may enter. Blocked by tall doors of the thickest, yet pleasant hardwood, the deadly keycard scanner sticks from the wall like some malevolent and mishapen eyeball. You can hear a low rumble and buzz of all the equipment inside.
It's rumoured that no one has ever seen an IT employee around here and that they either have their own secret entrance and exit, or that they are the unkillable dead and don't need such simple pleasures such as food or air.
It's also rumoured that if you try to swipe your card on their scanner, you get mummy rot and die in a couple months.
Cool, eh?
These overlords, which I must not name in text for fear of mighty reprisal (the IT department) reside in a room in which no one may enter. Blocked by tall doors of the thickest, yet pleasant hardwood, the deadly keycard scanner sticks from the wall like some malevolent and mishapen eyeball. You can hear a low rumble and buzz of all the equipment inside.
It's rumoured that no one has ever seen an IT employee around here and that they either have their own secret entrance and exit, or that they are the unkillable dead and don't need such simple pleasures such as food or air.
It's also rumoured that if you try to swipe your card on their scanner, you get mummy rot and die in a couple months.
Cool, eh?
