Tuesday, August 12, 2003
I was watching Conan O'Brien...right before watching Conan the Barbarian. No, really, its not the first line of a joke, it actually happened.
Anyways, they did the sketch where they have a still shot of a person and then get someone to fill in the mouth. It was, ofcourse, Arnold, and he was supposedly touring to promote his campaign for California Governor.
Eventually the dialogue headed towards Fake-Arnold declaring that he would eventually run for President. O'Brien informed him that he couldn't be Pres since he wasn't born American. Fake-Arnold got pissed. He threatened to kill whoever came up with that rule. O'Brien said it was in the Constitution and that he couldn't kill the makers, since they were all dead. Fake-Arnold then said he would do like in his move, Terminator 3 (now playing at theatres) and travel back in time and kill them all. He briefly described how he would kill a couple of the Founding Fathers, but the best line was when he said he was going to hack Washington to death with an axe and then say "I cannot tell a lie: YOU'RE DEAD".
Anyways, they did the sketch where they have a still shot of a person and then get someone to fill in the mouth. It was, ofcourse, Arnold, and he was supposedly touring to promote his campaign for California Governor.
Eventually the dialogue headed towards Fake-Arnold declaring that he would eventually run for President. O'Brien informed him that he couldn't be Pres since he wasn't born American. Fake-Arnold got pissed. He threatened to kill whoever came up with that rule. O'Brien said it was in the Constitution and that he couldn't kill the makers, since they were all dead. Fake-Arnold then said he would do like in his move, Terminator 3 (now playing at theatres) and travel back in time and kill them all. He briefly described how he would kill a couple of the Founding Fathers, but the best line was when he said he was going to hack Washington to death with an axe and then say "I cannot tell a lie: YOU'RE DEAD".
