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Friday, June 27, 2003

[Enter Kitchen]

You enter your kitchen. The window is open allowing a nice cool breeze to enter your basement dungeon. Your cat sits between the windows, slaping the outside window as though she is chasing a bug. Dishes pile high in the sink and the stove looks like it could use some cleaning.

[Examine the cat]

Your disproportionate cat looks back at you as you approach and meows innocently. You can see into the sunny backyard from here and quickly have to squint against the brightness. Your cat assumes she's in trouble and hops down from the window, heading for her food dish. You can't see what she might have been playing with from here, but maybe if you examine the window in more detail.

[Examine window]

You squint against the glare, looking for bugs. You slide the inner pane but discover nothing. You slide the outter pane and discover two giant centipedes!

[Attack]

You attack with your current equiped item: Bounty Paper Towels!
You hit the giant centipede for 3 damage!
The giant centipede attacks you and misses!
The giant centipede attacks you and misses!

[Examine giant centipede]
The giant centipede is extremely pissed and looks slightly bruised!

You attack with your current equiped item: Bounty Paper Towels!
You hit the giant centipede for 2 damage!
The giant centipede attacks you and misses!
The giant centipede attempts to flee into the kitchen but you block it!

[Change equiped weapon: Bounty Paper Towel Roll]

You attack with your current equiped item: Bounty Paper Towels Roll!
You hit the giant centipede for 30 damage!
The giant centipede screams in rage then collapses on the floor in a pool of blood!
The giant centipede is dead!
The giant centipede attacks you and misses!

You attack with your current equiped item: Bounty Paper Towel Roll!
You CRITICAL HIT the centipede for 325 damage!
The giant centipede collapses in a heap on the floor!
The giant centipede is dead!

You receive 550 experience!

[Examine area]

You are in the kitchen near the window looking outside.

[Try not to have heart attack]

You successfully resist having a heart attack and dying.

[Watch TV]


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